Just as I thought I was safe to come out of hiding, I've just spotted mum brandishing another batch of those 25' needles and all our names are listed to be on the receiving end.

I'm off.  Byeeeeee!

I've just heard that two of my daughters, Rosie and Bobbie, showed exemplary behaviour yesterday when mummy visited them to show Rosie her BT6 video.

Both girls lost control of their bowels and bladders from the moment mum arrived buntil she left, leaving piles of poop for Buncle A to pick up by hand and puddles of fresh wee.  I hear he had to mop the floor several times during her short visit.

Would anybun else like mum to visit? 

Today is the day when we all have to line up in a quaking queue to sit on the garden wall and be stabbed by the dreaded 25' needle loaded with Lapinject VHD vaccine.

It's not that n-n-n-needles b-b-b-bother me or that I w-w-w-wurry about that sharp p-p-p-prick, of course, and I would never consider running away and hiding to avoid it but, well....  if I don't update my journal for a few days......

I've been a very busy bunny over the last few weeks, writing a few songs (including yet another weather-inspired hit a few days ago), supervising production of the videos and keeping the Bunny Tunes website updated.

I can now share the exciting news the Bunny Tunes 6 will be launched within the next few weeks, at the end of May so by early June we'll all be singing along and enjoying a completely new range of songs. This is going to be a very different album to all others and, fur the furst time will include different instruments such as a violin, tambourine, maracas and tin whistle. We also have a profeshunally recorded track, an excellent 'Bright Eyes' from a new contributor and, to add a touch of fame to our Bunny Tunes, we have a buntastic song recorded by another new contributor who's reached the semi-final of one of the talent shows on the light-up box.

At the moment I'm just waiting for 3 songs to be recorded - hopefully this weekend (come on girls - you know who you are!) and for my chewn-less mummy to learn how to completely wreck a song she's been given. Hopparently, she has to learn how to go from a low G in one hoptave to a high E in another but it's all Chinese to mum and I'm not holding my caecotroph-scented breath.

But this does mean there is still time for anybun to submit a last-minute song.  It's too late to have a video because mum and I are going to be puter-less and offline fur the next 2-3 weeks from next week, but if anybun would like to write or record a song then I know my good friend Sir Cedric Rex contacted via dandybun will be only too pleased to help.

The draft tracklisting can be viewed at: http://www.vagavalley.co.uk/bunnytunes/bunnytunes-6.html (I can't list it here or my post becomes too big fur LiveJournal.)  The songs in italics still need to be recorded and those in bold will have accompanying videos.

Back to work now.  A busy Dame does not have time to slack, especially when living with Inga who does nothing but work, work and work even more.

I've just been reading my Auntie Nancy's journal from across the Pond where she's posted a photo of fuel pumps showing fuel at just $3.72/gallon - ie £2.30 in UK gold coins which is a bargain compared with the current UK price of £6.82.

Mummy is always complaining that fuel is sooo expensive here so, being a profeshunal shopperererererer, I am thinking about buying some of those USA fuel pumps to keep in my garden so mummy could fill up more cheaply when she needs to. Being a thoughtful bunny, I would sell to her at £5 per gallon so we would all benefit and I could spend my profits on carrots and toys.

But, I can't find any of these pumps for sale. Please could somebun send me a link to a fuel pump shop that will deliver direct to my burrow. I'd like to buy about 50 pumps to keep in my garden.

Thank You

I am pleased to repawt to everybun that my shopping has now arrived. The short 4 mile journey to my burrow became at least 260 miles following the ParcelFarce detours but I'm happy to have my new playpen. The rain actually stopped this afternoon so Inga and I spent a pleasant afternoon testing it out on the lawn while re-acquainting ourselves with the almost-furgotten feel of long grass between our toeses.

I'm still waiting for yesterday's shopping delivery. According to the online tracking, it's on its way to me but the ParcelFarce van drove straight past at 9.20am this morning. I even made mummy spend the night in the driveway to ensure she couldn't possibly miss it, but it doesn't look as though my new present to myself is coming today.

Because I don't have my shopping here to play with, I've written a new song for Bunny Tunes 6, recorded it and mum's put together a little video. It's a relevant song at the moment. It's all about the rain...

Now I'm living in Burrow Court, I thought I'd do a little shopping and treat myself to something nice.

I bought it from a company just 5 miles away but there was no discount if I sent mummy to collect it so I arranged for it to be delivered today at 9am (get mum up early) by ParcelFarce.

The van drove past so with tears in my eyes and palpitations in my heart, I traced it online only to find it has been sent 125 miles away to a burrow in Exeter instead.

Useless lot of 2-foots..... *sigh*

Date Time Location Tracking Event
30-04-2012 10:44 Exeter Depot Received at incorrect depot
30-04-2012 10:44 Exeter Depot Forwarded to correct depot
30-04-2012 07:47 Exeter Depot Addressee requested later delivery
30-04-2012 07:47 Exeter Depot Delivery attempted
28-04-2012 02:41 Exeter Depot Received at delivery depot
27-04-2012 12:21 National Hub Received and processed
26-04-2012 18:53 Gloucester Depot Tracked out of Local Hub
26-04-2012 17:42 Gloucester Depot Collected from customer

It's rained every single day, almost all day, for almost a month and the furcast shows it's going to keep raining until at least Fursday. My garden is wet, there are a few trickles in Burrow Court, Mum's PoshMobile has been leaking and even Buncle J's lively room ceiling has wet patches (although that's due to a mechanical rain machine).

Just how much more rain can fall? How big is the rain-tank in the sky? It must be empty by now, surely? If it's not, please can the weather-man in the sky turn the tap off for a while so we can go out and play, please? He can turn it on again overnight but we really would like to go out in some sun and feel the grass between our toeses now.

I don't mean my ex, my scutt-buck buckfriend who left me fur his brother; now Buncle J hasn't missed me either.

Inga and I moved out into Burrow Court a few days ago and Tylda moved into the brick hutch into my cage. I'm fine with this but I thought Buncle J would at least notice I'd left and miss me.

My life is going wrong - losing Una, a buckfriend who left me and now this. I don't think I've ever felt so unloved... *sob*