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  • Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 9:48 PM
Maddie 2008
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Big Black Monster's Attempted Ferocious Attack
on Poor Defenceless Great-Grandmother…..

"I did my best to eggscape from the Monster but it just kept chasing me" said a traumatised Maddie-Bunny who is now recovering at home with her family. "I have taken advice from myself and will be claiming compensation to fund a course of retail therapy" she added, supported in her fragile state by her supermodel daughter, Una.

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CCTV evidence has been obtained for the trial:
  • Mood: shocked

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[info]dandybun wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 07:44 am (UTC)
Never trust a buck that wears stewpid pants!
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[info]empressloopy wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:31 am (UTC)
Well faut off ther Madds. Cant hav him finking we is just ther when he is bored wiv digging. I bet mum has a hart stoppin moment when yoor knickers fell off. Serves her wight! Tee Hee.

Pepper
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 02:31 pm (UTC)
Mother woz waring the Monster's nikkers. I telled her sheed get into trubbul.

Una

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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
The Monster RIPPED them off me and has left me physically and cycle-logically scarred for life. Only extensive retail therapy will help to patch my eggs-tensive wounds.
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[info]jazzolly wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:43 am (UTC)
Hmmmm - there is a similar situation going on at our burrow at the moment - Boz just won't leave me alone!!!

Jazz xx
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
But you're bigger than he is. I was chased by a Monster and had to fight hard to get away.
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[info]jazzolly wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 08:02 am (UTC)
Size doesn't make any difference when you are faced with a persistently horny bunny with a mad glint in his eye!!

Jazz xx
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 09:05 am (UTC)
Horny??

I didn't see any horns on the Monster...?

But it did have big, mad, angry eyes and thunderous big feet ... (quiver)
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[info]sascharabbit wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:57 am (UTC)
I am shocked, Maddie leave it to me i will sort that buck out.

How dare he rip my doe in laws knickers off !!!!!!

Are undies fashionable then for buns, although i have to say i would see myself more as a boxer shorts sort of a rabbit. A pair of "coney kleins" maybe.
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[info]austin_n_hatty wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:30 am (UTC)
Maddie our Daddy was just trying to make friends.
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
I sore Mother kissing the Monster...

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Una
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[info]sascharabbit wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 02:54 pm (UTC)
I do hope i am not going to be an uncle before i am a dad?

Inga Stop your mother flirting with that buck at once, what would Cedric say????
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[info]merridoe wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
I think there's a love story brewing...
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[info]keep_warm wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 12:41 pm (UTC)
In my day it was considered a compliment to have your knickers ripped off....
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[info]master_dandy wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
It didn't look that ferocious Maddie, more ermmm...enthusiastic.
Are you sure you're not just a big tease, after all you did sniff his underwear and give him a kiss!
Perhaps you unintentionally mislead him.
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
It was very Furocious - big, aggressive and bounding after with its big (new) teef barred. It chased me and chased me - and all in front of my grandbunnies, too. They might also be scarred for life so I'll need retail therapy compensation for them, too....
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[info]brunobunni wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
Ooh Maddie you are a loose bun, you didn't seem to be running too hard and I fink you like my Dad lots. But cross dressing seems a bit odd for a girl? Is it just that you like big pants?
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
I was running very fast and my heart was pounding as I eggscaped the Monster's fierce clutches. When I get my compensation, I'll be able to buy my own pants and have already promised some pink ones with frills to Una if she helps with with my case.
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[info]austin_n_hatty wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
Maddie loves Bentley. Maddie loves the black monster. Maddie loves our daddy!

You can't pull your loose knickers over our eyes!

Maddie loves Bentley-Bun.
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
I love Cedric but Cedric loves Millie.....
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[info]austin_n_hatty wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Why were you sniffing his pants, why did you kiss him, why did you then put his pants and then tease him?

Why, why, why, why, why.
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[info]borisbunny wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
I cant love anyone.....
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[info]furrymob wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
Of course you can, Boris.

You can snuggle up to and groom (available) lady-buy you fancy, and you won't need to dress like your daddy!

You'll feel better tomorrow.

Grandma Bonnie XXXX
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[info]gretchenbun wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
I think you need to keep your panties on Maddie!

Gretchen!
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