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"Shock Scandal exposed in Burrow Court!"

  • May. 1st, 2008 at 11:50 PM
Maddie 2008
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LATEST NEWS - EXPOSED: SHOCK SCANDAL IN BURROW COURT.


The news is out.

It's today's headlines plastered across the newspapers and on the light-up box....

All of Lagomorphia are talking about it.

We're in disgrace.

We'll never hold our heads high again.

I'll even have to resign from the BunnyMint and LIA.



We'd tried so hard to protect Saschabun from this news and my Inga was so looking forward to her weeding.... (sob)






(Click on each image to read full news report if you can bear it)

I don't know whether to blame the mole or my black-maler or those in the helly-copter who stared at us in our pen on the patty-o.

I don't know what to think and my Inga is distraught. I'd even chosen my new hat and now Inga's dream of happiness is shattered and I'll never become a bun-in-law.

I love being a granny again but had been wracked with guilt. I can only hope that my Inga's betrothed will understand they were conceived before his and Inga's engagement....

Although just tender young weanlings, two of my young grandbunnies, Pebbles and Buster, have also sensed some of my worries and eggs-pressed some of their concerns in their own journal: http://buster-pebbles.livejournal.com/)

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[info]princesstaz wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:32 am (UTC)
No wonder you were in such a state!
Hard to believe Bentley Bun was able to keep this under his, er, pants......
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[info]furrymob wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
Bentley had been teasing Mother about black-male-ing her, but he was only teasing. He's a big softie at heart and amused at Mother for being so jealous of him!

Mother is still in a state but her sedatives should help over the next few days.

Inga X
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[info]milliebun wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
Fursonally, I'm glad I don't have the bits & pieces anymore to produce kits!

As for Maddie resigning from the Bunny-Mint, it's important that she stays on until the carrot question is resolved. I will start discussions on this topic when I make my important announcement later today.
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[info]furrymob wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
I'd been trying for 6 months for my quadruplets so my bits and pieces hadn't been working well but after Sascha and I have our family together, who will be born in wedlock, these will be my last.

I'll pass on your message to Mother. She's in a terrible state today and far beyond any discussions or decision-making. I've sedated her and given her instructions to rest for a few days.

Inga X
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[info]sascharabbit wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 07:56 am (UTC)
Inga, darling.

I am a metrosexual bunny from Leeds from as dysfunctional a burrow as you could ever wish to meet.

I have no family, my brothers and sisters died so as far as i am concerned the more buns in my extended family the better.

I look forward to meeting yet more of my extended family very soon. Tell Maddie to calm down and chill, a buns life is too short to worry about such things.

Your loving fiance, Sascha. XXXXXX
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[info]sascharabbit wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 08:35 am (UTC)
YOU'VE BEEN BLACKMAILED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMG INGA


I demand that every member of the LIA get on to this immediately and the bun concerned be brought to account for their actions.

How dare anybunny try to blackmail my fiance and her family.
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[info]furrymob wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:20 pm (UTC)
Oh my Sascha!

What a darling fiance you are. I knew I was right to accept your weeding proposal but I didn't know at the time that I was already expecting.

Buster, Pebbles, Bella (fawn) and Greta (harli) will be leaving in a few weeks but I'm sure they'll keep in touch and Buster and Pebbles have already started their journal.

I've so enjoyed raising them after having been trying for a family since November and each attempt failing. I've shared some of the rearing with the Frenchies so that I'm still in top condition for you if our weeding still goes ahead and one of our daughters/sons/both will stay here and another daughter can join you.

This may have thrown our date plans slightly but I will be sending mum up to Yorkshire twice this summer (should have been a few weeks ago when Bentley was ill but is now set for the week after next then later in June) so we'll have to see what we can arrange.

My love for you is as strong as ever although I have been wracked with guilt for the last 7 weeks.

Your loving Inga
XXX

PS I have recorded my song for you.

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(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 09:56 am (UTC)
PRICELESS!!!!!!
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[info]gower_bunn_gang wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 11:19 am (UTC)
Oh .... erm .... OH!!!!!!!!!

O M G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[info]keep_warm wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
OH EM EFF GEE LOLZ!

Dusty is metrosexual too,you should meet up and share grooming tip.
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[info]sascharabbit wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 12:34 pm (UTC)
I do try and be a trendy bun, living in leeds one can't help but be forward thinking and in touch with ones feminine side.
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[info]furrymob wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:20 pm (UTC)
I like a man who's in touch with his feminine side.

Inga XXXX
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[info]austin_n_hatty wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
Inga

What a lucky doe you are and with Sascha by your side we are sure you can overcome anything.

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[info]furrymob wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
I am very proud to have him by my side. He has more than proven his love for me and my feelings for him are even stronger now. What a lucky girl I am!
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(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! Don't ever change!
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(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
Best read of the day - and beautiful kits.
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[info]master_dandy wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
Sasha is a very lucky bunny to be marrying Inga who is not only highly intelly-gent but also a bunderful mother.

Your grandbunnies are beautiful Maddie, so be proud and come out from under your fiddlesticks. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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[info]buster_pebbles wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
We are bunderful aren't we! .. but what's this weeing business? We're already experts with litter trays
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(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
We're glad to hear it, as a family we all have impeccable manners.
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[info]merridoe wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
Glad it seems to all have werked out! The kits are lovely and soon the hoppily weeded couple will try for kits of their own!
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[info]furrymob wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
I'd like to have a little rest first but, yes, that is the plan!
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(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 3rd, 2008 10:35 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for your journals this week.

They have been brilliant fun and have cheered me up so much in what has otherwise been a busy and difficult week.
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