I’ve been a popular bunny today. After my deliveries arrived, Mr Postman brought me a surprise package addressed personally to me as Dame Maddie Bunny CBE. I tore it open and inside was nice chewy letter from my young friend, Pepper Bunlet together a video DVD. We all flopped down on our Ice Pods and watched the big giant agouti-coloured monster-bunny - but it was a much prettier and cleverer thing than that Black Monster that patrols the garden. Thank you, Pepper, we enjoyed it and it's always nice to hear from you. (Re my tranquilisers, I’m still on my maintenance dose of Prozac but haven’t touched my sedatives since the ‘bad spell’ when our family secret hit the news headlines – but thank you for your support.)

Please don’t look too closely at my pic - I had a bit of a bad fur day. No matter how I tried to flatten my crown, it insisted on sticking up making me look permanently surprised.



This afternoon, I sent mum up to Mr Poo’s allotment for a carrot report. We can’t grow enough for all of us here so Inga suggested it would be better for us if he grew them instead. It will be a while before their tops are ready for our breakfast but they’re on their way.