Today I'm glad I didn't go to my Eggs Factor audition.

The reports are that all auditionees had to stand out in the sun for 3 hours to get into the stadium and then there was more waiting for the auditions which took place in a series of black booths in front of the production team and entire stadium.

From what I've heard, the production team weren't always very nice to the auditionees and were encouraging some deluded talentless wanabees to make fools of themselves. As a professional recording artist for Bunny Tunes, I would never stoop to this level.

On reflection, I'm relieved I stayed at home with Una and my grandbunnies. I think I'll stick with Bunny Tunes instead and when I receive my £1m recording contract, then I'll donate it to Lagomorphia so we can all share a bumper spending spree together.

So, everybunny, let's show the Eggs Factor that we don't need it and we can make our bestist Bunny Tunes album ever by ourselves.